If men had boobs
I’m jealous of girls why? They have the best self defense and weapon ever, boobs. If you get chased, just whack a motherfucker in the face with those bad boys, and they’ll shut up, and walk away slowly. And They can used as a toy hen you’re bored during lunch, just pull down your shirt to show some cleavage and play some boobsetball.
well then i never noticed the kid trapped under Jeremy
He’s not trapped, he’s trying to see Jeremy’s junk
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Where the fuck are her nipples!
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So my brother moved out of the house and left a chair in his room. The empty chair made me sad so I put Elmo in it. Did I mention that the bathroom is across the hall? “lalalala Elmo’s world”
“Hi there boys and girl let’s watch Izaak as he takes a poo!”
forever rebloging this.
damn this is fucking intense
this is awesome holy shit. perfection. ;-;
I hate mosh pits but this is pretty fucking awesome.
how can you hate mosh pits they’re fucking epic
So fucking perfect
mosh motherfuckers mosh!! this is awesome
How does one hate mosh pits
damn . the slow motion just made it perfect. ♡
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why aren’t these being reblogged more often?
i rather see these than “keys in hand”Fatality
Umm so since I’m stupid could someone kindly explain each step for me like step 3 am i head butting him in the face or the chest?
I think it depends on the height of the person, but I suppose the head is a more effective target. I hope this helps :)
If you can head butt him in the face totally do that but if you’re too short go for the throat-ish area or sort of near the base of his ribs because that’s gonna suck a lot.
Basics that everyone should know. Learn them.
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I’m losing faith in humanity. If you could ever love someone with scars on there body or are struggling with a mental illness please REBLOG!
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Reblog if tattoos are a major turn on for you.
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i read this whole thing in an elderly asian mans voice
I red it in a elderly Chinese lady
